During Shabbos mincha, Reuven (age 50)began feeling a very strong pain around his heart. His friend, Shimon, noticed and decided that an ambulance should be called. On his way to the shul's office he saw Bob, the Shabbos goy, walking around the lobby...
Reuven (a new medical student) also began feeling a very strong pain around his heart during mincha, and eventually fainted. Levi the doctor did a check up in the shul, and decided the Reuven was not in life-threatening danger. To everyone's dismay, Reuven began whispering a list of natural medicines which happened to have been growing on the shul's front lawn, and then whispered "grind them and feed them to me, or else I will die". Levi thought about it for a few minutes, and announced to the shul that it will probably kill Reuven rather than cure him....
Reuven Cohen became extremely ill on Friday night, and was flown to Honolulu to be treated. The doctors said that he must eat a fresh steak to be cured. Mr. Cohen (a shochet) should...